Coffin Drawers — 24-Day Goth Thong Advent Calendar
Coffin Drawers — 24-Day Goth Thong Advent Calendar
- 24 thongs, one folded in every numbered drawer
- Lace, satin, bows and bats in your size: S, M or L
- Corset-laced gift box · free US shipping
Buy 2 for $89.99 · Buy 3 for $129.99
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DRAWER 1:
Opens December 1. One drawer a day until Christmas Eve.
Free US shipping on every calendar.
Coffin Drawers — 24-Day Goth Thong Advent Calendar
What's inside
What's inside
Twenty-four thongs, one folded in each numbered drawer, all in the size you pick. Expect black lace, burgundy satin, mesh, bows and little dark details like bats and moons. The photos show the style; exact designs can vary between batches.
Sizing and care
Sizing and care
Sizes S, M and L. Choose your usual underwear size. Hand wash cold, lay flat to dry, no tumble dryer; lace keeps its shape longest that way.
Shipping and returns
Shipping and returns
Free shipping to the US, with tracking emailed as soon as it ships. Unopened calendars can be returned within 30 days. For hygiene reasons, opened or worn thongs can't be returned.
Unlace. Open. Repeat.
No chocolate. Just lace.
Behind every drawer is a new pair, folded and waiting: lace, satin, mesh, bows, the odd bat. Nothing to eat, nothing to melt, nothing gone by the third of December. Twenty-four keepers, all in your size.
Made for the
December ritual.
Thirty seconds at the drawer, and the rest of the day knowing.
24 thongs
One behind every numbered drawer, from December 1 to Christmas Eve.
Your size
Pick S, M or L. Every pair in the calendar comes in that size.
The corset box
A burgundy box laced shut with ribbon. It looks good on the shelf all month.
Gift-ready
It arrives ready to give. Add a bow and it is done.
How it works
One drawer a day
Unlace the corset
Pull the ribbon and open the doors: twenty-four drawers, numbered 1 to 24.
Pull today's drawer
One a day from December 1. A new pair is folded inside every drawer.
Keep the secret
Wear it, gift it or save it. By Christmas Eve you have all twenty-four.
What you get
Twenty-four drawers, twenty-four pairs
Every calendar comes laced shut, drawers full, ready for December 1.
- 24 thongs — one folded in each drawer, in your size
- The corset-laced calendar box — 24 numbered drawers behind two doors
Designs can vary between batches. Hand wash cold, lay flat to dry.
Questions
Twenty-four thongs, one folded in each numbered drawer: black lace, burgundy satin, mesh, bows and little dark details like bats and moons. The photos show the style; exact designs can vary between batches.
Pick your usual underwear size: S, M or L. Every thong in the calendar comes in the size you choose. Buying two or three? You can pick a different size for each calendar.
Drawer 1 on December 1, then one a day until Christmas Eve. Or open them all at once. We won't tell.
It is the whole point. The calendar arrives in its laced burgundy box, ready to hand over. Pick their size and add a bow.
Shipping to the US is free, with tracking emailed as soon as your order ships. Need it by a particular date? Email us before you order and we will tell you the current dispatch time.
Unopened calendars can be returned within 30 days, and an unopened calendar in the wrong size can be swapped. For hygiene reasons, opened calendars and worn thongs can't be returned. If anything arrives damaged, email us a photo and we'll make it right.